Grimes Where are the Keys? 
Men are increasingly shocked by two female capabilities:
1. The ability of women to keep to the most unthinkable in their bags.
2. The ability to store the bags inside so much.
I've heard many times, one day I began to analyze my friends (also served the self-analysis), and this is more or less the result of analysis
The first step in this highly technical operation, is to shake the bag , as if to make this noisy exercise, sleep inside a set of keys, is that there should be. I know, to date women who do not run this first step. It
law. Jingle jingle keys or not, we turn to the second phase, or tactical stage.
I call it a shrewd tactic, but because he put his hand into the bag and on the basis of pure touch, we were looking around inside the mentioned keys.
This is where I was perplexed, as they appear:
- hair brush.
- Mascara.
- integrated compact mirror (usually the mirror is a mess).
- Agenda paper or electronic.
- Pens (2 at least one of them does not work).
- jumbo wallet with pictures of the family.
- Calculator.
- Lighters (3, one of the owner of the bag, one that does not work and one more which is unknown origin). I clarify that that bring lighters not imply that the carrier smoke like crazy. We used to heat the tip of the eyeliner pencil (Everything has a reason in this life.)
- Lipstick (at least 2 - means two different tones).
- Phone Book.
- Cell phone (the same as never heard, being on the inside), spare battery and charger.
- Compatible with lenses (for the sun, even when they left home at 9 pm).
- Case of prescription lenses.
- Pill (or failing that the full box of the drug consumed in the moment.) Sewing
-portable (for those of botonazo).
- Tweezers epilators
- Pencil eyeliner.
- Pouch with tissue.
- stamps of Santo Niño de Atocha.
- Hand Cream.
- Tweezers curling eyelashes.
- Cigars (some even have cigarette).
- A chocolate or a pack of gum.
All this considering that the bag is a woman without children, because if so, you can also exit:
"The hand bag, small bag that flirty girl home, and the first park and would not load .
"The monkey-fashioned sweet cherub, who left home, but left thrown in a corner. (I pick up that when it reacts, at home, will the drama, almost ... almost would go get him.
And a thousand other things ...
After of inventory carried out this work is concluded, finally, that inside the bag are not the keys.
turns out that the re-mented keys displayed in the pocket of his jacket or jeans.
Conclusions:
1. It is understandable that when we travel for two days full six suitcases, or 6 bags for return to organize a
shoppingviaje
2.deb women beware because we bolsazo
a dispatch to the hereafter, any unreliable
3. Despite all this, or precisely why we
LOVELY .
