Saturday, May 10, 2008

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Congratulations Mom!

Congratulations to all the mommies.!


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We conducted a survey of children from 2 of primaria.Aqui some answers:

Why did God make mothers?
1. Mostly to clean the house.
2. To clean the house.
3. Because it is the only one who knows where things are.

How did God make mothers?
1. Land used, as it did for all others.
2. Magic plus super powers and stir well.
3. God made my Mom just as it did to me, just used bigger parts. Ingredients

What did you use?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in this world and one dab of mean.
2. Had to start from men's bones and then I think he used rope, mainly.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she wanted me more than other moms like me.

What Kind of girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of those things.
2. I do not know because I was not there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she was very pretty.

What your mother needed to know about dad before she married him?
1. Your name.
2. If you got drunk with beer.
3. Does he make at least $ 800 a year.
4. Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything with it.
3. My grandmother says that because he put on his cap to think.

Who is the boss at your house?
1. My mom does not want to be boss, but has to because my dad is a goof.
2. My mom, because he sees everything in the room inspection. She sees what's underneath my bed.
3. I think my mom, but only because she has more to do than dad.

What is the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and at home and dads just go to work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at a friend's house.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom in your spare time?
1. Mothers do not have free time.
2. To hear it, pays bills all day.

What would make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect, but I think a little outside of plastic surgery.
2. I teñiría perhaps his hair blue ...

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. Has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. That would take.
2. Would my mom smarter and know that it was my sister and not me.
3. I would like to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of his head.

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